When you're little, you think your parents can do no wrong. But then
one day you realize your dad is a lot like this dad...who slices his
pizza like THIS in order to avoid cutting the pepperoni:
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Or you realize that your mom is a lot like this mom...who spray-painted her refrigerator and microwave to be the same color:
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Older
siblings can also seem like superheroes...until yours proves to be like
this big sister who thought her dryer was "broken" (because she didn't
know she had to clean out the lint drawer):
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Then
there's the person kids dream about meeting one day: their future
significant other! As a kid, you imagine your one true love will be
PERFECT, but then you grow up and discover they're a lot like this
girlfriend...who throws her daily contacts behind the headboard of her
bed every night:
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Or this spouse who opens the cookies like THIS:
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Or this one who keeps buying new jars of jam before they finish the last one (over and over again!):
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Or this one who believes this pizza is totally fine and not at all burned! Till death do you part!!
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Then
there are your neighbors: adults who seem responsible and mature, but
in time we all learn that they can be abso-freakin'-lutely ridiculous...
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..or about as mature as all the rug rats in your kindergarten class:
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In
fact, you'll realize some neighbors are pretty scary and best avoided
(like this one who, after their neighbor built a privacy fence, put up a
camera pointed into their yard):
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If
your family rents, you'll learn that landlords can have their issues
too (like this one who, after their tenants' gas fireplace broke,
replaced it with THIS monstrosity):
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"Experts"
your family hires can prove to be pretty disappointing too (like the
Geek Squad members who mounted a TV to this freaking sewage pipe):
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Oh! And institutions that kids think of as nothing but good — like healthcare — reveal themselves to be not so black and white:
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